Advent Conspiracy

I thought this was pretty cool and self explanatory.

Stupidity in the Highest

If you are a Sports Center junkie like me or if you don't live under a rock, then you have probably heard about New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress and his recent display of stupidity. Plax was being escorted to the VIP section of a club this past weekend and on the way, he some how fumbled his gun and shot himself in the leg. Reminds me of a certain scene in that movie with Eminem, "8 Mile." However, his stupidity does not end with shooting himself. If I heard correctly, he used to have the correct permits to carry a concealed weapon but they expired and he did not renew them. So because he did not renew his concealed weapon licence, he now faces felony gun charges which, if convicted, will put him in prison for a minimum of three and a half years. Move over Michael Vick, here comes a cell mate. Good job Plaxico, maybe Santa will bring you a brain this year for Christmas.

And for your viewing pleasure, here is another example of what NOT to do with a gun.

Password changes and more things that contain crack.

Don't you hate when you have to change your password after a certain period of time and then you keep typing in your old password out of habit. Yeah, me too.

And as promised more things to add to the list of Things That Contain Crack......

• Cheerwine- Amazing. I hear they have Cheerwine milkshakes at the cookout in Salisbury, the birth place of Cheerwine. No not Cheerwine floats like they have everywhere, Cheerwine milkshakes. There's a difference.
• Queso Dip from Mexican Restaurants and the chips that go with it.
• Homemade Banana Pudding. That's why people don't make it all the time because they can't afford the crack to put in it.

That's all for now folks.

Thanksgiving

"Give thanks to the Lord, for He is good, for His steadfast love endures forever." - Psalm 136:1

Happy belated Thanksgiving. I hope you all had a good holiday, spent quality time with friends and family, ate good food, watched football, and, most importantly, thought about all you had to be thankful for.

I've been thinking lately, we live in a time where it seems like there isn't much to be thankful for. The economy sucks, we just had an election so you might be upset about that, there is genocide and war going on, things like the terrorist attacks in India, and other more personal things that don't make the news. Just watching the news or reading the newspaper, one might think whats the point of a holiday like Thanksgiving when there seems like there is nothing to be thankful for.

But whether you know it or not, there is A LOT to be thankful for and if we aren't careful to pause and think about our many blessings, we can get lost in a sea of bad news that floods the airwaves. Think about all of the little things. You are breathing right now. Every breath is something we should be thankful for. It's something we are so used to doing, we do it automatically, in our sleep but we have to do it to live. Think about that and take a big deep breath.

Also, think about what you should be thankful for right now. If you are reading this, your eyes are working, you probably had some sort of education, you have access to a computer, and on top of that, Internet access. All of these things are things that most people, including myself, take for granted. But there are millions of people who wish they could have these things.

This post isn't meant to be a soap box. I'm not trying to tell those who are going through a hard time to suck it up. This is just a reminder to those who may think that they don't have much to be thankful for. I know I find a lot of comfort when I think about all that I have to be thankful for. However, the most important thing we should remember is what the verse at the beginning of this post says. God's love endures forever. He loves us even though we don't deserve it. He doesn't have to love us but He does. So if you're down this holiday season remember God loves us. God is outside of our circumstances. Just because there is pain and turmoil in the world doesn't mean God has gone away. He still exists and He still loves. So lets all give thanks for all of our blessings.

Don't Play with Knives

Did any of your parents ever tell you not to play with knives or other sharp materials? Well apparently mine didn't or maybe they did and I just didn't listen. Probably the latter. Any way, by extreme luck and/or skill a picture was taken at the exact moment I closed a knife on my finger. Don't worry I didn't get hurt. I just made a funny face.

And for the two of you that actually read this I am sorry for boring you. I have been lazy and haven't felt like writing but I'll get on it. I promise. Also check out Michael Wilson's Video Blog for a cool video we made for a dear friend.

Things That Contain Crack

I am starting a list of things that I believe contain crack because they are just so delightful and addicting. Please feel free to submit suggestions for items to be added to the Things That Contain Crack list.

First up are a few sauces that I know contain crack because I can never get enough.

1. Chick-Fil-A sauce. Its amazing. I actually have some extra in my fridge right now.

2. Zax sauce from Zaxby's. Its good on everything. Chicken, fries, the bread they give you, or just by itself.

3. White sauce from Japan Express or Shrimp Sauce for all of you who haven't had Japan Express.

To be continued.....

Halloween and Dancing Politicians

Anyone check out ESPN2 on Halloween night? In case you missed it...App State, Wofford, SLAUGHTER. The excitement wasn't just on the field. Presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain were in attendance as well as Caribou Barbie, Sarah Palin.

There was also a dance competition between Obama and McCain. Check out my sweet old man dance moves starting at 3:23 and please disregard Bill Clinton's obscene gesture. He's just jealous because I dance better.



Then, just when you thought things couldn't get any better....this happened